A Letter from Ghislaine Maxwell

Ghislaine Maxwell, a longtime confidante of the disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein, advised a prime administration official she by no means noticed President Trump interact in improper or unlawful acts throughout his lengthy friendship with Mr. Epstein, based on transcripts.—The Occasions.From: Inmate #02879-509, Federal Jail Camp, BryanI’m penning this at 3 A.M. in my cell, since I’ve been unable to sleep after studying the transcript of my latest assembly with Deputy Lawyer Common Todd Blanche. I notice now that I neglected important info and particulars, so I’d wish to take this chance to clear up any lingering doubts, notably in regard to President Trump’s involvement in Jeffrey Epstein’s life.First off, I wish to reiterate that, though President Trump did have a friendship with Epstein, I can state unequivocally that he by no means did something incorrect—ethically, morally, or legally. Quite the opposite, all the women held him within the highest esteem and had nothing however the biggest admiration for him. A lot of them referred to as him Uncle Donald, and one of many Latina ladies even referred to him as El Magnífico, which at all times made him blush, endearing him to them much more.The truth is, he was a rock for these ladies. A shoulder to cry on. He was somebody to whom they may confide their innermost ideas and secrets and techniques with out being judged or criticized. He was half therapist, half chaplain, and half trainer. Each evening earlier than mattress, all the women would collect in the primary home of their pajamas in entrance of the fireplace, and Uncle Donald would learn the classics to them. Shakespeare was his favourite, and he would usually carry out a few of the Bard’s biggest soliloquies. The awestruck ladies by no means failed to offer him a standing ovation, and he would at all times reply with an exaggerated, comedic bow, which delighted them to no finish.And no person advised funnier tales. A spotlight was the one in regards to the time a Black girl tried to hire an condominium in considered one of his buildings and he advised her that it was ten thousand {dollars} a month. His imitation of her response was pure vaudeville and had the women in stitches. He additionally tutored them in math and was a whiz at calculus, in a position to remedy advanced issues in his head on demand. He mentioned that he had the identical gene as his Uncle John, who’d taught Ted Kaczynski at M.I.T.Ensuring the women received loads of train was a prime precedence for Uncle Donald as nicely, which included teaching them in every day rounds of golf. One of many ladies—let’s name her Donna—turned his common caddy and appreciated to secretly enhance his ball place by kicking it and transferring it all around the course. Had he recognized, he by no means would’ve tolerated it. Dishonest in any manner, at something, was anathema to him. However Donna did it anyway, as a result of she knew that nothing made him happier than successful. Again on the lodge, he would recount his spherical, his cheeks flush with pleasure, his robust, elephantine arms wildly gesticulating. It was a sight to behold.After all, it was inevitable that a few of the ladies would fall in love with him. Donna turned inconsolable when he advised her that she was too younger for him. He requested her to attend 5 years, however, if you’re fourteen, 5 years looks as if an eternity. Sadly, her obsession received the perfect of her and, one evening, distraught, she walked into the ocean. Uncle Donald, who was doing his common night meditation on the time, sensed that one thing was amiss. Regardless of his bone spurs, which have triggered him a lifetime of intense ache with nary a grievance, he bumped into the surf totally clothed to avoid wasting her. I nonetheless have the pink tie he was carrying that evening. It’s considered one of my most treasured possessions, reminding me of his bravery and what the human spirit can accomplish.I solely want I may say the identical for a few of the others who have been on that island, two of whom have been former Presidents. That’s proper—two. I’m not making this up. No one’s placing phrases in my mouth. And nobody on the island appreciated both of those former Presidents. One was a foul tipper who the women appreciated to name El Producto as a result of he smelled of low cost cigars. And the opposite was referred to as Biscuit as a result of he at all times wore an unflattering tan go well with. Then there was the girl who was Speaker of the Home and would stroll round speaking to herself, screaming out epithets to imaginary folks. Loopy! And the previous goody-two-shoes Vice-President who’s not really so goody and lacked the braveness to do the correct factor on January sixth.There was additionally that Republican congressman who co-hosts a morning present and occurs to be a assassin. (I’ve received proof!) And let’s not overlook the Senate Minority Chief who received caught stealing sunblock and Q-tips. Lastly, Jeffrey needed to inform him to not come again. The man cried like a five-year-old misplaced on the seashore, however Jeffrey held agency.There have been Hollywood folks as nicely. One was a bald comic with glasses who complained continually and had an inordinate worry of halitosis. He spent extra time on that island than anybody. As soon as, when he was stung by a jellyfish, he saved calling out for his mom and demanded to be airlifted to a hospital in Miami. Jeffrey mentioned he was the worst visitor that he ever had.All that is simply the tip of the iceberg. And, once more, I wish to reiterate that I’m not penning this anticipating or in search of any pardon or commutation. I’m merely telling the reality about what I noticed, each on and off the island. So far as the women—grown ladies now—are involved, they’re all doing nicely, main pleased, productive, and, from what I perceive, very luxurious lives.Uncle Donald could be proud.Yours sincerely,Ghislaine Maxwell