Jimmy Kimmel on Trump leaving G7 early: ‘Poor Melania, she thought she had one more night’ | Late-night TV roundup

Late-night hosts dissect Donald Trump’s combined messaging on struggle in Iran after he abruptly departs the G7 summit early.Jimmy KimmelDonald Trump was imagined to be in Canada on Tuesday, “the place he isn’t precisely the belle of the ball,” stated Jimmy Kimmel that night. “Trump is about as well-liked in Canada proper now because the Florida Panthers,” who gained their second Stanley Cup championship in a row this week.Trump, nevertheless, reduce out of the summit a day early to return to Washington DC. “Poor Melania, she thought she had yet one more night time,” Kimmel quipped.In response to French president Emmanuel Macron, Trump bailed to assist dealer a ceasefire between Israel and Iran, after the previous struck the latter’s nuclear services. “For no matter motive, that rubbed Trump the mistaken method,” Kimmel defined. The president took to Fact Social, the place he known as Macron “publicity looking for” and dismissed his feedback as “mistaken!”“He has no thought why I’m now on my method to Washington, however it actually has nothing to do with a stop hearth,” he added, calling the explanation “a lot greater than that”.“It’s not a ceasefire, it’s a lot greater than that?” Kimmel questioned. “May it’s a bowel motion? I don’t know!”“Trump calling one other president ‘publicity looking for’ is like Diddy calling you a nasty boyfriend,” he added.Kimmel famous that only a couple days in the past, Trump recommended that Vladimir Putin dealer a ceasefire between Israel and Iran. “Which is a superb thought,” Kimmel deadpanned. “You realize the man who gained’t conform to a ceasefire? Let’s have him work on the ceasefire! And whilst you’re at it, have Nick Cannon seize me a field of condoms too.”Stephen Colbert“I don’t find out about you, however I’m feeling fairly nostalgic for final week, when all we needed to fear about was a civil struggle,” stated Stephen Colbert on the Late Present. “As a result of as we converse, Donald Trump is weighing whether or not to get America concerned in yet one more Mideast struggle.”“If he goes in, this could go towards every part he campaigned on for the final ten years,” Colbert added. “What’s subsequent? We’re going to seek out out that it’s not enjoyable to remain on the YMCA?”To recap: Israel launched assaults towards Iran final Friday. Trump and the US army stated they weren’t concerned, however on Monday, Trump rushed again to DC halfway via the G7 leaders’ summit in Canada. “So both the USA is about to leap in, or he simply received bored in the course of the G7 icebreakers.”In an unhelpful improvement, Trump then posted on Fact Social: “We all know precisely the place the so-called ‘Supreme Chief’ is hiding. He’s a simple goal, however is secure there — We’re not going to take him out (kill!), at the very least not for now.”“That’s loopy,” Colbert responded. “That could be a bald risk. And I gotta say, placing parentheses round ‘kill’ doesn’t make it any higher.”The Day by day ShowDid Trump rush house from the G7 summit to barter an finish to the Israel-Iran struggle, or deliver America into it? Jury is out pic.twitter.com/mx7dXgzzvn— The Day by day Present (@TheDailyShow) June 18, 2025“It was imagined to be research overseas week for Trump, and issues began out oh so properly,” stated Jordan Klepper on the Day by day Present. Trump arrived on the G7 sumit “confidently, strolling out of the woods like a contestant on the Golden Bachelorette. Or a shaved Sasquatch – you see what you need to see.”“However earlier than Trump might signal and/or drop every other commerce offers, he determined to peace out,” Klepper defined. And although Trump didn’t give a motive, Klepper had a strong idea. “Everyone knows what that is, proper? You’re at an occasion, you need to rush house as a result of ‘one thing got here up’… Look, I get it. None of us prefer to poop in an unfamiliar place. Generally when you’ve got a giant matchup arising, you want that homefield benefit. I perceive, Donald!”Trump’s exit preceded dithering over what to do about battle between Israel and Iran. “The large query was: was he speeding house to assist negotiate and finish the struggle? Or to deliver America into the struggle,” stated Klepper. “It’s crucial resolution a nation could make, and one which we’ve whiffed on for the final 10, 20, 30, 40 – it doesn’t matter. The purpose is, it might be actually reassuring to know that the president has a transparent and constant plan.”Not that anybody might decipher Trump’s resolution, or lack thereof. Over just a few interviews, Trump stated he wasn’t curious about a ceasefire, would do “higher than a ceasefire,” wouldn’t negotiate, however that JD Vance may. “I feel that’s implausible. JD Vance is a superb selection to barter. The Iranians will conform to something to get him the fuck out of there,” Klepper joked.Seth MeyersAnd on Late Night time, Seth Meyers returned to a bill-signing ceremony final week, wherein Trump stated Home Speaker Mike Johnson can be remembered as a “nice speaker” however then added “I could also be mistaken, who is aware of, who the hell is aware of.”“Robust endorsement,” Meyers joked. “Don’t let Trump give your wedding ceremony toast – ‘Dave and Gloria might be collectively perpetually, or not! Who is aware of? Lotta divorces.’”On the identical ceremony, Trump additionally stated that Joe Biden was significantly better at sleeping than him. “I don’t know, man,” stated Meyers. “You fell asleep at your individual trial. I feel the one method you possibly can prime that’s on the Cyclone at Coney Island.”When requested on Monday whether or not Russia ought to as soon as once more be invited to the G7 summit after being expelled in 2014, Trump stated no, as a result of “an excessive amount of water has gone over the dam”.“I’m sorry, is that even a phrase?” Meyers laughed. “Or simply one other factor you assume you heard someplace? ‘Effectively, you realize what they are saying, even a damaged clock may be barking up the mistaken tree.’”“What’s this new factor with Trump simply making up well-liked expressions?” he added. “I assure if Trump says ‘you realize what they are saying,’ then they don’t say that.”